My real name isn't Simon, it's Kylo.
My parents, Han & Leia, just don’t understand me.At an early age I knew I was different to all the other separatist scum children. My favorite colour is black and I thoroughly enjoy the classic works of 80’s soft rock band, Journey.In my pursuit to global madness, I have worked under various guises including:
- Dance Teacher (gold level)
- Civil Servant
- Associate to General Hux (idiot)
I am a hard worker, quick to learn and believe everyone has a bit of the darkside in them (apart from Hux – idiot).
If you need creativity – I’m your man. Fresh thinking and always good with people (lol).